Coffeeholic

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By wittywriter

Hello, I'm a coffeeholic

Hello, I'm a coffeeholic. I drink about one to two pots of coffee a day. Ya, I make the excuse that I get up at four o'clock in the morning, but to be honest, I like the taste. I have hit the hard stuff, too. Ya, know lattes, flavored coffees, ya, know, the works. I can not go by a coffee shop without stopping by. I drink coffee all day long. I can not face the day nor my kids without having some. Everyone I knows drink coffee, why can't I?


When a pot is brewing, I can not even wait for the pot to finish, thank god I have a one of those pause buttons on my coffee pot. That way I can get instant gratification. Although, I have not gone to the point of having mine black. I at least have to have sugar and creamer. Oh, I so want one now.


Coffee makes me feel like I can take on the world, ya know, ten feet tall and bullet proof. I feel like I can accomplish anything after I have at least two cups. I find myself being able to deal with the kids, clean the house, work and be able to deal with my mother. When my mother comes by, I gotta have a cup.


I thought I was a social drinker. Ya know, I can cut down and just drink a cup with company. I find myself sneaking more and more as the day goes by. I find myself drinking coffee when I am alone, sitting by my computer writing. It helps me think. Thank you for letting me get this off my chest. Yes, I am a coffeeholic. Tomorrow will be better, maybe just maybe I can get up tomorrow without having one or two. Maybe I am still in denial.

Comments

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Tom Rubenoff 3 years ago

You wanna hear something sick? Sometimes I drink a cup at bedtime.

To relax.

Sure.

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ReuVera Level 3 Commenter 3 years ago

I like smell of coffee more than its taste. I am coffeesmelloholic.

tony0724 profile image

tony0724 3 years ago

Coffee Is one of my 4 major food groups

Peggy W profile image

Peggy W Level 8 Commenter 3 years ago

I don't know about the health benefits of two pots a day.....but it has been proven according to the latest health statistics that coffee is actuallly good for you.

tony0724 profile image

tony0724 3 years ago

Then I need to take In at least 2 more pots a day !

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wittywriter Hub Author 3 years ago

Thank you all for your comments. This is a humor piece I wrote because of a joke about my coffee habits at work. I look forward to hearing more from you all about your coffee habits. :)

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